Thursday, May 24, 2012

Would I?

So it happened.  No, not that...get your mind out of the gutter.  I was hit on by a woman.  And not just any woman.  A fifty year old bisexual with HUGE fake boobs.  She told me I was so pretty and would love to get to know me and see if she could convert me.  She isn't unattractive and as well as my dating life has gone, I have sometimes wondered wouldn't it just be easier with a woman?  Would she have the same irrational insecurities as me?  Would she understand that I need definitive plans and not just a passing reference to getting together?  Would she know when she needed to call or text just to say hi, so I wouldn't wonder if she was over me?  I don't know.  But it is something to think about. 

Sadly though, I don't think I can go there.  As persuasive as my female admirer is, she is just missing some parts I need and has too much in other areas that don't interest me.  But how nice to realize I am attractive to more than just twenty four year old men and deranged lunatics. 

And just to satisfy your curiosity.  Here she is.

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