Thursday, September 16, 2010

tempting

It has been a while since I wrote, which means it has been a while since I dated. Now I have an upcoming date that I am feeling fairly optimistic about, so I won't speak about that in order to avoid jinxing it. But in the meantime, I am still on Match.com. And I still receive fantastic emails. I recently got one from a man who wants to have sex with me while he is in town on business. Should I? Shouldn't I? I am not yet this desperate or pathetic.....or am I?



Dear Sarcasticfilm,

Your warm smile, pretty pictures and charming profile brought a smile to my face! I have a strong urge to connect with you, so I am writing to introduce myself. I am optimistic that we will get to know each other in the next few days via phone, e-mail or messenger and that we will be able to spend some enjoyable times in each other's company during my business trips to Philadelphia.

I am a West Coast executive who will be visiting Philadelphia periodically for business. I am an eclectic Irish-Indian ethnic blend, highly educated (two masters degrees - engineering and MBA), socially liberal, 43 years old, with a great sense of humor. I am 6' tall, 195 lbs, and athletic. I have an 11-year-old adopted daughter who lives with me and is my pride and joy. My friends call me "an alpha male with a soft and caring side". Divorced recently after a long and predominantly sexless marriage, I am ready to experience those long denied wonderful pleasures with a beautiful woman like you.

As I am a strong believer in the adage "Nothing Venture, Nothing Gain", I am emboldened to write this forward proposal to you.

The proposal is this:

"If you are still waiting for Mr. Right, then, in the mean time, would you not want to spend magical nights with this Mr. Right Now - who will stimulate your mind, raise your spirits, and pleasure your body skillfully and caringly?

Sarcasticfilm, if you find this proposal unwelcome, then please disregard this message with my apologies. I will not bother you again.

But..if this proposal intrigues you even a little - well then read on!!

My next trip to Philadelphia will be the nights of September 20, 21 and 22. I will be staying at the downtown Hyatt hotel in Philadelphia and I would love to buy you drinks and dinner at a restaurant of your choice downtown. I am a lively companion and an interesting conversationalist. So you can expect - at a minimum...lively conversation, fine wine, good food and good humor. . And if we have that mystical chemistry.then

My hotel suite will be waiting for us. I envision a beautiful, erotic and satisfying night making love, perhaps with promises of many more to come. I am a good kisser... And I am very skilled and eager in all aspects of pleasuring and would love to satisfy you.. Whatever you desire, all you have to do is just ask!

If you would like to explore this adventure, please write to me directly at sam_grant_11 at the y.a.h.0.0. site (I just have a trial membership at this site, and wont be able to write to you here after tomorrow) I will respond promptly with my phone number.

I look forward to hearing from you!

With warm regards,
Sam

2 comments:

  1. I will say it here too. Wow. Just wow.

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  2. Only a "satisfying" night of making love?

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